I am NOT a satan

Yesterday,my fren acted as if Satan had poccessed him,o as to scare away the Indian Arvindaraj,coz he said that Indian sutras and traditionals are different from Chinese sutras and traditions.Then,he pretended to pass the soul of the Satan to me.So,I had to put up with it.
Today,I still had to act as a Satan,then the Arvin twisted my arm and said,"orh,you are a fake one."Then,I mad so,I make my eyes all white and made funny sounds(like a ghost is breathing) and I felt so happy,cos the Arvin freak out and called my fren'z name,"Qiang Wei,Qiang Wei(like a sissy's voice)!!!!"Then,he started running away.Then,I chased him,then he scared and took the sacred ash and put on my neck,darn him,make me so dirty.Then,he used the wooden ruler and hit my back with it,darn him.my fren then hold my neck and whispered to me,"flung me flung me!!!"I dun understand wat he meant,but he go and flung himself.That time,I am tired of bein the SAtan,but he didnt even help me by passin the "Satan" to him,darn him.
But I heard from Qiang Wei that tmr he is going to fix me with the wooden ruler.I tot,"Sure,fix me fix me lah."Then back home,I knew wat he will do tmr,so I like tryin to prepare the moves to dotch his ruler,or hold his ruler,and the moves of kickin him to like stun him,then do my signature move:jumping elbow.I did jumping elbow on my fren before lah,so I muz practice the power of it.
Arvin,ur dead!